Amazing 10 words

The most amazing 10 words according to me are (I am also giving you some instructions):

1.     The most selfish one – “I” (Avoid it).

2.     The most satisfying two –“we” (Use it).

3.     The most dangerous three –“Ego” (Overcome it).

4.     The most precious four –“Love” (Value it).

5.     The most pleasing five –“Smile” (Keep it).

6.     The most spreading six –“Rumour” (Ignore it).

7.     The hardest working seven –“Success” (Achieve it).

8.     The most enviable eight –“Jealousy” (distance yourself from it).

9.     The most powerful nine –“Knowledge” (Acquire it).

10.                   The most trusted ten –“Friendship” (Maintain it).

How to make a girl your girl friend........

Previously I was giving lectures on the benefits of avoiding girls but when I myself fell in the trap I realized that LOVE just happens and no one can stop himself/herself from loving a girl/boy. Well, let me leave aside this topic. You like & love a girl but she does not than do not worry and hang on.

First of all, if your love is true than hang on that girl and if not search for another girl and I advise you not to waste time on that particular girl just because she is beautiful or sexy.

You have to follow my instruction for twenty days and I guarantee you that the girl will start liking you.

Here are the instructions:

1-4 days, try to talk with her. You should not chat with her for hours, I mean that just talk with her for six to ten minutes.

4-10 days, IGNORE her. I know you would be asking me that you are not even in a relationship with her and you shall gain nothing by ignoring her but try to understand my point of view. I am not telling you to ignore her completely but you should pretend that you are felling uneasy with her and I am sure that she will come to talk to you.

10-15 days, be comfortable and easy. You should try to be funny and you should help her when she needs your help. Don’t even try to be serious or try to maintain ego.

15-20 days, just keep on staring at her. It may be that at first she does not look at you but hang on man, she will look at you because it is human nature.

If you don’t succeed please don’t be sad and always remember that when a girl builds wall around her, it’s not because she avoids a man, nor she protects herself. She does it to find someone who would be mad enough to break those walls….. Just to be with her.    

         

Why you should avoid girls.

 

Well, I agree that all men are not interested in women (girls) but most are. I have seen many friends of mine who are ditched by girls but they still go behind them like street dogs   making a fool of them. So I am giving some reasons why you should avoid them:-

- It is a matter of status (for girls).The more boys you ditch the more superior you are.

- They don’t care for the sympathy of the boys whom they ditch.

- The most important reason for making a hundred of boy friends are simply just for obtaining gifts.

- Hanging around 100 of morons (boys) is just a hobby or rather I should say a way to pass time (Time pass) for them.

- When they will ditch you, you will understand how painful it is (I had an experience so I am confident that you will feel the pain).

- If you are a STUDENT it will affect your studies (or work).

I am restricting myself to five.

If I go on saying believe me it will be endless.

Motive behind writing the blog

 

I know many good readers who shall read my blog may find many spelling and grammatical mistakes   and they may also find my blog uninteresting but I am familiar with the fact that today’s teenagers are all morons or yahoos who neither have the courage nor the ability to write three words in a row without a spelling mistake (including humble me). At my father’s time they would have been kicked out from the school as illiterates because they would be compared as the Rickshaw wallas and nothing more. Well, let me leave aside this topic. 

The main purpose (motive) behind writing this blog is to become famous.

“Many people become famous by many ways”

I shall give some examples for explaining this line and I know after reading my examples many girls and boys will stone me and I also know some readers will think about my examples and will want to know on which point I am trying to concentrate.

Example (I will restrict myself to one):-

Justin Bieber 

 Every lady (including mu mother and my sister) is a FAN   of him but can any women say what is so good about him.                                                                                          

                              If you think twice you will understand there is nothing so good about him and his songs.

I am giving examples of some men whom the world will see no more:-

Isaac Newton

 A.K. RAMANUJAN

W.B yeats